Cursing Cockatoo in Warwick, RI

That’s my hometown getting national fame. You know, the story about the woman who trained her cockatoo to curse at her ex-husband’s girlfriend. It’s in

A neighbor accused [Lynn] Taylor’s bird of parroting vulgar phrases, cursing and loudly speaking expletives. The neighbor lives with Taylor’s ex-husband.

So all my brilliant writing never makes Salon, but a creature with a brain the size of a raisin gets on the front page. Life isn’t fair.

And why get divorced if you’re going to stay so close that you can hear what’s going in in your exes house?

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